My daughter? A ham? Clearly you d.... oh, who am I kidding?

Static electricity is your friend. ?

Just a couple cute photos of a happy child.

Best. Toy. Ever.
(aka "A carpet toboggan! It's what I wanted! Ya mule, ya!")

I shall climb thee.

How does this work?
Does it make noise?
Or do I?

Parents - what are you gonna do?

Action shots (of a sort)

Wearing Shoes!